At a glance:
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."- The REAL BALTIMORE ORIOLE. Friendly, funny and 0% shy. Goofy as fuck and hot as hell. I`m always recruiting for my Army of Dorkness. My midi-chlorian count is off the charts. By the power of Grayskull no dumb slut will ever copy me!
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What I'm doing in private:
Role playing. SPH. High class lingerie on dangerous curves. A virginal slutty SWITCH girl who can keep you in line. Confess your darkest desires into my eager ears and let my dirty mind twist your cock into forgiveness between my silky long legs.
Turns me On:
Watching men work out (flex it bitch-boy), actual intelligence, bullshit-free conversation, you dropping cash for my sexy sweet ass. You being turned on by me, you knowing what you want before you come in, you treating me like a lady before you ask me to be your slut. A well-hung ELF is always hot.
Turns me Off:
Phone sex (because it sucks, DUH), you treating me like I am not a person with actual feelings and stuff (you dick), trying to hurry me up (I`m not your two minute slut you two pump chump!)